Unit Conversions

Unit Conversions (G)

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For those trying to figure out how to convert Standard to Metric, here are a few more conversions to consider:

*Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi.

*2,000 pounds of Chinese soup:
Won ton.

*Speed of a tortoise breaking
the sound barrier:
Mach turtle.

*16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Sterling

*Half of a large intestine:
semicolon.

*1 million aches:
1 megahurtz.

*Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
a bananosecond.

*2 wharves:
1 paradox.

*2,000 mockingbirds:
two kilomockingbirds.

*Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower

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