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News: Impersonating your wife (G)

Joshua Marete Mutuma, 32, was arrested in Modesto, Calif., on suspicion of impersonating his wife, who had a restraining order against him. Mutuma arrived at the courthouse dressed as a woman with a long black wig and five o'clock shadow, talking in falsetto as he attempted to have the restraining order dismissed.

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Ordered to submit a urine sample for a drug test before his sentencing on a theft conviction, John Issa of Painesville, Ohio, got a bright idea. He substituted his wife's sample for his. Issa's plan backfired, however, when the test results came back showing that he was pregnant.


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