Send this joke to a friend! Some dirty Battle of the Sexes Riddles (R) More Stuff! Jokeindex Home Battle of the sexes Riddles/One liners Why aren't chick's farts nearly as loud as men's? Because they don't stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure. How is a woman like a cop car? They both make lots of noise to let you know they are coming. What did Adam say when he woke up and found that a rib was missing? Whew, something smells fishy around here. Why do women get P.M.S.? Because mad cow disease was already taken. Why did god put men on earth? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Send this joke to a friend! Just put in the email address of who you want to send this joke to, and put in yours so they know who to thank(we are not recording your email address) and we'll take care of the rest!!! To: Your Friend's email From: Your email Want more of the same? Check out these categories! Battle of the sexes | Riddles/One liners | Home

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