I'm tired of doing all this work

I'm tired of doing all this work (G)

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*104 million are retired (leaving 133 million to do the work).

*85 million are in school (leaving 48 million to do the work).

*29 million are employed by the federal government (leaving 19 million to do the work).

*2.8 million are in the armed forces (leaving 16.2 million to do the work).

*14.8 million work for state and city governments (leaving 1.4 million to do the work).

*188,000 are in hospitals (leaving 1,212,000 to do the work).

*1,211,998 are in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do all the work. You and me. And you're sitting there reading this joke!

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