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Mattel has changed the measurements on its world famous Barbie doll to make her body more realistic.

Her chest was reduced, and her waist was made larger.

Mattel hopes this will send the message that even an ugly woman can be a complete airhead.

Officials at Mattel say if the new, more realistic looking Barbie doll goes over well with the public.

They may introduce a new, gayer looking Ken doll by next Christmas.

Mattel's announced that it's reconfiguring its Barbie doll to make her more flat-chested and fatter.

Of course, the new Barbie will also come with a dream-house bachelor pad where Ken can meet his thinner, bigger-breasted mistresses.

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