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Pick up lines (PG)

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If you were a porch I would take out all the nails and screw you.

Can I see the tag on your shirt? I want to see if it is made in heaven.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it againest me?

"Do you have a quarter? "
*What for?*
"I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams."

Do you lay on your stomach at night? Can I?

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Grace H.
Phx. AZ

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