Seven things a man will NEVER say to a woman

Seven things a man will NEVER say to a woman (PG)

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1. I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big for me.

2. Here honey, you use the remote for awhile.

3. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't important, sometimes, I just want to be held.

5. We never talk anymore.

6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

7. I'm sick of blowjobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?

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