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12> The danger element seems to be missing in "Stefan Erwin -- Lhasa apso Hunter!"

11> It's about your 14-year-old daughter, and appears to have been filmed with a camcorder from your neighbor's window.

10> Narrator can't keep from giggling during dung beetle mating sequence.

9> "The Making of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" just barely touches on Vanilla Ice's role in the movie.

8> Harsh lullaby of the Savanna marred by overhearing Pirates of the Caribbean next door.

7> Dramatic reenactment of The Battle of Midway sullied by shampoo bottles and panty hose hanging from the towel rod.

6> You find yourself wishing another Priceline.com commercial with Bill Shatner singing would come on.

5> "Sensing that danger is lurking near his cubicle, the Top5 contributor minimizes Solitaire on his desktop and reveals his spreadsheet camouflage."

4> Too much plot and dialogue, not enough hot monkey-love.

3> Sound effects for the battlefield re-enactments consist of Emeril Lagasse shouting "Bam!" repeatedly.

2> "Here, in its natural habitat, the Big Mac seems no more deadly than your average order of fries."

1> Tonight on the Discovery Channel, John Woo's "Caterpillars of Fury."

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