Desert Provisioning

Desert Provisioning (G)

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There were three girls -- a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. They each were asked what one thing would they bring to the desert.

The brunette said I would bring food in case I got hungry. The redhead said, "I would bring water in case I got thirsty." and the blonde haired girl said, "I would bring a car door, in case it got hot I could roll down the window!"

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