Waiting for a drink

Waiting for a drink (PG)

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Three men were waiting outside a pub for it to open so they could have drink when a policeman came upto them and asked why they were waiting there. The men told him they were waiting for it to open and he told them that the new owners couldn't open it till they had thought of name and suggested they thought of a name for it and when they had they came back and told the new owners.

So the three men went away to think of a name for the pub and came back the next day with their suggestions. The first said to the owner, what about the Queen's head? but the owner said, no, too grown up, and the second one suggested the Queen's arms? but the owner didn't like that one either, so the third one said, well what about the queen's legs? And the owner like it, so he decided to name his pub the Queen's legs.

The next day, the same three men were waiting outside the pub for it to open and the same policeman came up to them and again asked them why they were waiting and one replied 'we're waiting for the Queen's legs to open so we can have a drink!'

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