Pregnant Nun

Pregnant Nun (R)

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a new young nun gets pregnant and the doctor tells the mother superior

doc: "she is pregnant

mother: " she can't be"

doc: "look i tell you she is"

mother: "well you have to leave -- this is an internal problem"

the mother superior asked the nun a few questions

1. have you ever heard of a dick?
nun: " sorry i do not know a person called dick"

2. have you ever heard of a penis?
nun: "no sorry i do not play the piano"

nun: " you are asking me the same questions as father o'conner did"

mother: " father o'conner when did you see him"

nun: " he comes to my cell every friday evening he tells me about my gates of heaven and his key"

mother: " what key "

nun: " the one between his legs "

mother: "that BASTARD!!!!!!!!! he told me thats gabriel's horn i have been blowing that for 5 fucking years"

SUBMITTED BY ADAM KEELEY + STUART KING

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