Yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

Yo Momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo Momma has such fat thights she doesn't use nail polish to fix runs in her hose, she uses a gallon of paint!

Yo mamma's like a tv, a two year old can turn her on.

Yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M;'s in alphabetical order.

Yo mamma so fat, she put a runner in her blue jeans.