Some Animal Riddles

Some Animal Riddles (PG)

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Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
A: Sparky

Q: When is the best time to buy a Budgie?
A: When it's going cheap!!!!

Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: The moovies

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef

Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
A: A milk dud

Q: What do you get if you cross a shitshoo with a bulldog?
A: Bull-shit

Q: What does a fish say when they hit a wall?
A: Dam (Damn)

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do you call a fishes favourite t.v show
A: prawnography

Q: What did the bird say when its cage broke?
A: "Cheep! Cheep!"

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk came to testify?
A: Odor in the court!

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