Jumping for fun

Jumping for fun (G)

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One day a man was jumping on a manhole cover and yelling, "31! 31! 31!"

Another guy came up to him and said "What are you doing? You look like a complete ass!"

The guy that was jumping replied, "It's a game, you wanna try? It's actually pretty fun." So the guy gets on the manhole cover and starts hopping up and down saying, "31 31 31 31."

The first guy says, "No no no! You're doing it wrong, you have to jump higher and yell louder!"

So the guy jumps up as high as he can and yells, "31!"

As soon as he does that, the first guy pulls the manhole cover out from under him and makes him fall down the hole. He then puts the manhole cover back on, gets on it again and resumes jumping... yelling, "32! 32! 32! 32!"

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