* HE'S GOT A WIENER! -- The FBI in Nashville is looking for a robber who successfully held up a bank by pointing a hot dog at a teller.
*... AND ONE OF THOSE 3 MUSCATELS BARS, PLEASE -- A Filipino man got 75 lashes for having two liquor-flavored chocolate bars at an airport in alcohol- dry Saudi Arabia.
* DON'T TELL THE TIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME -- A Reno, Nev., armed robbery suspect, hiding from police in a tree at 4 a.m., was arrested when his wrist- watch alarm sounded.
* O TANNEN BOMB -- Police in Pittsburgh have identified a 31-year-old man as the person who was too lazy to lug his Christmas tree down to the street, choosing instead to toss it out his sixth-floor window on Christmas Day. The tree hit a power line on the way down, knocking out electricity to about 400 customers.
* WE ARE SPAMILY -- Hormel Foods has announced that it will open a 16,000-square-foot Spam Museum and Visitor Center in Austin, Minn.
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