Kill your spouse for the FBI

Kill your spouse for the FBI (PG)

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The FBI was looking to hire new agents. 3 people came to the try outs...2 guys and 1 girl. The FBI guy says to the three participants: "When you go into that room over there, you will see your husband or wife tied up in a chair. To get this job, you have to take this gun, and shoot them."

So, the first guy takes the gun, and goes into the room. He sees his wife tied up in a chair. There is a long silence, and the guy walks out and says "I couldn't do it." The FBI guy unties the wife, and says, "Sorry, you didn't get the job."

The next guy goes in and sees his wife sitting there, all tied up. He also could not shoot his wife. So the FBI guy tells him "Sorry, you didn't get the job."

Finally, the woman goes into the room with a gun. For at least 5 minutes there was a lot of noise! The woman comes out of the room and says "You didn't tell me the gun was full of blanks! I had to beat my husband to death with the chair!!!"

The FBI guy says "Uhhh... You're hired!"

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Submitted by Katie Cook

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