Playing the Gorilla

Playing the Gorilla (G)

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once there was a zoo and it's main attraction was a gorilla. the gorilla would wave at the passerbys and swing on a rope that hung from a tree branch into his cage. but one day the gorilla died of old age. the zoo didn't know what to do, so they put an ad in the newspaper.

an out of work artist saw the ad. the job would earn him just enough money to pay his rent. so he accepted the job and started work.

the first few days he just waved a little. he was growing accustomed to the itch of the gorilla suit, and so he began to do tricks. he swung on the rope hanging into his cage, higher and higher and higher and the rope snapped and he landed in the lions cage!

he was very nervous and the lion glared at him. then the lion growled and the man started shouting "help me! HELP ME! HELP ME! PLEASE!" the lion pounced on him and said, "shut up! you're gonna get us all fired!"

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