Saving the President

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One day 3 boys were fishing on the Rappahanock River and all of the sudden Bill and Hillary Clinton were on a raft and they tipped over and the boys saved them !! then Bill said " You must be proud because you saved the President and the 1st lady and so I will give you 1 wish each."

The 1st boy said "I wanna fly on Air Force One " and the 2 nd boy said " I wanna sleep in The White House"

And the 3rd boy said "I wanna grave in the Arlington Cemetery"

Bill said why do you want that? and the boy said when I tell my dad who I saved he will kill me !!!!!!!

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