In Twentynine Palms, Calif., a 16-year-old boy who said he didn't want to talk to anyone showed up at school with his lips stitched together.
OFFICER A LITTLE TOO FRIENDLY
A 48-year- old ex-cop who played "Officer Friendly," teaching kids to avoid strangers, was convicted of indecent exposure in a shopping mall in St. Paul, Minn.
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
Police in Paris have charged Jacques Delhoussy with animal cruelty. Delhoussy admitted breaking into 142 pet stores across the country and eating more than 3,000 canaries.
"DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND SUCK IT OUT!"
The Red Cross in Germany has enlisted Count Dracula's last surviving descendant to persuade people to become blood donors. The count, whose full name is Ottomar Rudolphe Vlad Dracul Prince Kretzulesco, agreed to help after hearing a radio appeal for more donors.
Just put in the email address of who you want to send this joke to, and put in yours so they know who to thank(we are not recording your email address) and we'll take care of the rest!!!
To: Your Friend's email
From: Your email
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