Hair Tonic

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There was a Barber Shop on a military reservation, and a Colonel and a Sergeant are both getting haircuts. The Colonel's barber is about done with him, and asks him if he wishes hair tonic.

The Colonel says, "Hell no, if I get that stuff on my hair, my wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!". Right after that, the Sergeant's barber asks him the same question.

The Sergeant replies, "Go ahead and put some on, my wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like!".

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