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- The world did not end so now I have to go back to work - My mother-in-law wants to move in now that our underground fortress will be unused -The Ball on Times Square did not explode causing Dick Clark's skin to melt off to reveal his alien-reptile face - With all the bottled water I bought, I could fill my swimming pool. Too bad I already filled my pool with canned string beans. - I will be eating those canned string beans until Y *3* K.
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