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Earthly Profession (G)

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St. Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter: "What did you do on Earth?"

Man #1: "I was a doctor."

St. Peter: "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?"

Man #2: "I was a school teacher."

St. Peter: "Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?"

Man #3: "I was a musician."

St. Peter: "Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."

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