Sick Mortician Joke

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there's a guy working in a mortuary that does all the cosmetic work, dressing the bodies, etc. his boss walks in and asks him how everything is going. "fine, he says, everybody is cooperating except that one woman over in the corner. she's got a big shrimp between her legs." "big shrimp?" says the boss, "let me check that out!"

so he walks over to the corner and looks at the body, and he says, "you moron, that's not a shrimp, that's a clitoris!"

"really," says the worker, smacking his lips, "it tasted like a shrimp!"

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