Send this joke to a friend! US Air Force Pilot Info (PG) Jokeindex Home Lists Work HUMOR from the US Air Force (recently de-classified) What is the ideal cockpit crew? A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything. How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? He'll tell you. What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot..... What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when he's drunk. What do fighter pilots use for birth control? Their personality. What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining when it pulls in to the parking lot. Send this joke to a friend! Just put in the email address of who you want to send this joke to, and put in yours so they know who to thank(we are not recording your email address) and we'll take care of the rest!!! To: Your Friend's email From: Your email

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