Old Man's Favorite Prostitute

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An old man went to a local bordello on Saturday night, the busiest night of the week. He asked for his favorite girl, but was told she was all booked up and wouldn't be available for some time.

"How about Molly or Sally or Denise?" the madam asked.

"No," he answered. "I want the girl I always get."

"Okay, Gramps, then how about Cookie or Mindy or Lulu?"

"Won't do," he said.

"Listen, Pops, what does this girl have that my other girls don't?" asked the madam.

The old guy sighed. "A lot of patience. An awful lot of patience."

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