One day Bobby and Joey were having a catch by the river. Bobby threw the ball and it went over Joey's head and down by the river. Joey said "I'll go get it." After five minutes Joey did not return so Bobby went after him.

Bobby found him hiding behind a large rock by the river. Bobby said, "What are you doing down here?"

Joey said "Shhh! Look in the river."

Bobby looked to find a young woman skinny-dipping in the river. They sat there watching for about 15 seconds and Bobby ran away. Joey went after him and, after he caught him, said "What the hell are you doing! We were just watching a NAKED woman swimming! Why did you run away?"

And Bobby said "Well, my mom said that if I look at a naked woman I will turn to stone and I felt something get hard!"