Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for a week but you can't go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring high above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," said St. Peter, and "POOF," the first priest is gone.
The second Priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this new action on Earth 'count' on my Heavenly tally?"
"No, son, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing this time around."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud!"
"So be it," said St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any difficulty locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles but the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why?" asks the Lord.
"Near as I can tell, he's on a snow tire, somewhere in a North Dakota blizzard."
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