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Talking with God (G)

One day a man walked into a church and began to pray. He asked GOD, "GOD, how what's a million years to you?"

GOD replies, "A second."

Then the man askes GOD another question, "GOD, what's a million dollars to you?" GOD replies, "A penny."

Then the man asks another question. "GOD, can I have a penny?" GOD replies, "In a second!"

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