This woman was pregnant with triplets and one day she was accidently shot in the belly. She ran to the doctor who examined her and said that she and the babies would be fine, but that one day when the got older thye would crap a bullet.

She called her children Zelda, Criselda and Dave. When Zelda was 5 she ran in crying and said mummy , mummy I've just had a funny experience I had a crap looked down and there was a metal thing in my shit. Dont worry love thats what the doctor wanted.

When Criselda was 10 said I've just had a funny experience I had a crap looked down and there was a metal thing in my shit. Dont worry love thats what the doctor wanted.

When Dave was 13 he ran in and said I've had a funny experience. Oh you were having a crap and you shitted a bullet. No I was having a wank and I shot the cat.