Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

Day light savings time? Why are they saving it, and where do they keep it?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game,"

when we are already there?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID, that he just whipped out a quarter?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?