Once there was an indian, a cowboy, a guy from the real world and a guy from stupid-land. The indian was teaching the other guys how to catch bears. The indian said that you have to find the tracks, fallow the noise, then you should hopefully catch a bear. So,
The guy from the real world went in to the forest. He found the tracks, he heard the noise, bang, he killed a bear. Then the cowboy went in. He found the tracks, he heard the noise, bang, he came back with a bigger bear on his back.
Then the guy from stupid-land went in. He found the tracks, he heard the noise and he came back with a bunch of brusies and cuts. "What happened!" yelled the indian. "I did excatly what you said. I found the tracks, I heard the noise, bang, I got hit by a train!" he said.
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