There once was a guy named Bob. He spent a lot of time at the local bar drinking. One time he got into a fight with a another fat guy named Fred, who was also drunk. Fred said that if Bob won the fight, he would give him $500.00, but if Fred won, Bob would have to do whatever he wanted. Bob lost the fight, and Fred turned to him and said,

"I'll give you a choice. Either you can let me give it to you up the ass, or I kill you with my bare hands." Bob, fearing for his life, consented, and Fred flipped him over and thoroughly sodomized him.

The next day, Bob decided to fight Fred again for the money. But, as luck would have it, Fred beat him up again. Once again, Fred offered a choice. Bob dropped his pants, bent over, and took what the Fred had to offer.

The third day, Bob was really irate and decided he would get that money or die trying! Once more, though, Fred was the better fighter. After he took his usual beating, he expected to hear Fred's offer of a choice again, but this time Fred just said, "You're not really into this for the money anymore, are you?!"