A horse and chicken owned by a rich farmer were walking down the farm one day when the horse fell down into a ditch.

"Quick, Chicken, get the farmer to get me out!" screamed the horse.

So the chicken ran through the farm, looking and looking, but can't find the farmer. Finally, he finds the farmer's Mercedes. He ties a rope to it and then to the horse, and is able to pull the horse out.

The next day, the chicken falls into the same ditch.

"Quick, Horse, get the farmer to get me out!" screamed the chicken.

But, the horse just shrugged, and straddled the ditch, lowering his dick into it. The chicken grabbed on, and was pulled out.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.