The following classified ad was in the Austin American Statesman newspaper, under the pets & livestock, exotic animal section, on Wednesday, 09/10/1997:
PETS & LIVESTOCK - Exotic Animals
Mixed breed female free to good home. Lazy and sloppy, shots current, house broken, has license, owns transportation. Enjoys music, dancing & late hours, seldom is home. Beautiful markings, 22 yr old daughter answers to `Dorothy.' Call DP# 625-1448. Mother is fed up and wants a clean house.
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