A man received a jury summons, and promptly sent it back, claiming he had missed the summons. He wasn't lying, though - it was for a case that would be in court in January of 1900!
Just put in the email address of who you want to send this joke to, and put in yours so they know who to thank(we are not recording your email address) and we'll take care of the rest!!!
To: Your Friend's email
From: Your email
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