three adevnturers are searching the wild, un-tamed jungles in the heart of africa. without warning, they are sweeped into a hunter's net. cannibalistic african tribesmen wander out, and drag the net back to their village, where they are greeted by the cheif. he says to the first man:
"you trespass. you have death, or have boolah-boolah."
thinking about his wife and kids, he realizes he has too much to live for.
"i'll take boolah-boolah" he replies.
"BOOLAH-BOOLAH!" the cheif bellows.
no sooner, 50 angry 400-pound african tribesmen approach him and begin to screw him in the ass. he screams out, and when it's all over, runs for home.
the cheif says to the second man:
"you have death, or have boolah-boolah."
thinking about his office job and all his luxuries, he realizes he has too much to live for also.
"i'll take boolah-boolah" he says.
"BOOLAH-BOOLAH!" the cheif bellows.
once again, 50 angry 400-pound african tribesmen approach him and begin to screw him in the ass. he also screams out, and when it's all over, runs for home.
the cheif turns to the final man and says:
"you have death, or have boolah-boolah."
he realizes he has nothing to live for. no family or money. he replies:
"i have nothing to live for, and i ain't getting screwed by no tribesmen, so give me death!"
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