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A few (bitter) words on Marraige (PG)

Marriage is not a word.
Its a sentence (a life sentence).

Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
1. The Engagement Ring
2. The Wedding Ring
3. The Suffe-Ring
4. The Endu-Ring

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