Three guys decide to meet after the army was over so they all decide to meet at a hotel called the Black Banana Inn. After the war the two guys show up to the hotel and are still waiting for the third guy to show up. Finally the third guy comes in the hotel is is quite beat up and hurt.

"What happened?" asked the two other guys.

"Well I kind of got lost along the way so I stopped and asked for some directions. I saw these two black people in an alley. They were real close and I didn't think anything was going on. All I asked them was how far was the Black Banana Inn."