Three English guys were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care!"

"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn."

The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Irishman on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"

"Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He is unshakable!"

The third Englishman said "No, no, no, I will really piss him off, you just watch."

The Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said... "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."