One day there was a priest and a nun playing miniature golf. On the first hole the priest says to the nun," I'm going to get a hole in one." He putts and misses and says "Damn I missed"

The nun says to him, "You shouldn't swear because God will punish you."

They make their way through all the holes like this and then on the 18th hole the priests says he'll get a hole one. He misses and says "Damn I missed."

The nun replies ," you shouldn't say that because God will punish you."

After the nun says this the sky clouds over and a lightning bolt hits the nun. Then a voice from above says, "Damn I missed."