A man on a plane needed to go to the gents, but every time he went there was someone else using it.
After a while the stewardess noticed his predicament and suggested he use the Ladies, but he was not to touch the buttons on the wall.
He went in, took his seat, looked around the room and saw 4 buttons marked like this:
W.W W.A P.P A.T.R
After a while his curiosity got the better of him, so he pressed the button marked W.W and warm water washed his bottom.
This was a marvelous idea, so he pressed the button marked W.A and warm air gushed out and dried his bottom.
Not to be outdone, he decided to press the button marked P.P and out came a powder puff and powdered his bottom.
He thought the ladies had it made for them, so he pressed the button marked A.T.R and promptly passed out in excruciating pain.
Waking up later in hospital, he asked the nurse what had happened and she said:" You pressed the button marked A.T.R which means automatic tampon remover."
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I guess he'll be using the Ladies room from now on...
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