This guy went to the nudist colony and he received a letter from his mother saying that she wants a picture of his son so he had a picture but, naturally, he was naked. He was thinking that it would be embarrassed to send his mother a picture like that so he cut the picture in half and sent her just the top piece.

The next week he sent another letter to her and accidentally sent the bottom piece to her. His mother sent him a letter back saying, "You should cut your beard it makes your nose too long."