There's a little boy and his parents and its Christmas, their having some really important guests round. The little boy goes into the kitchen and his dad is stuffing a turkey, the dad cuts himslf on a knife and shouts "fuck!" the little boy says "daddy.... what does fuck mean?"

The dad turns round and says "Oh it means I'm stuffing this turkey" . the little boy goes up stairs and sees his mum in the bedroom she's putting on some lipstick , the little boys sees his mum and shouts "hello" and she slips and shouts "shit!" So the boy asks "mummy what does shit mean?" and the mum answers "Oh it means I'm putting on lipstick"

The little boys sits down on the bed and sees a packet and reads it "con..dom mummy what is a condom?" he asks and the mum says "its a coat darling"

The mum goes down stairs and starts arguing with dad she shouts "bastard" he shouts "bitch" and the little boys asks what they mean so the dad says "oh it means man and woman" Just then the doorbell goes and mum rushes up stairs and dad tell the boy to open the door.

So the boy goes to the door and says "Hello bitch and bastard hang your condoms on the coat rack, daddy's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and mummy's up stairs shitting on her lipstick"