One day a little ship with 3 people in it crashed on a cannibal island. The cannibals found the men and took them to the spot where they kill the people and eat them, but they didn't kill them. They said if they bring a fruit off the island then they will shove it up there butt, and if they dot scream they will let them go. But if they do then they will be eaten. The 1st person brought an apple and when they were 1/4 of the way through he screamed of pain, so they ate him. The 2nd person brought grapes and when he was on his last grape he burst out laughing. Then the cannibals asked him why he laughed. He said, "it's because the last person brought a pineapple!!"