Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Tell her there's a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Q: What do you call three blondes standing at the bottom of the garden?
A: A Thicket

Q: What do you call six blondes standing in a row?
A: A wind tunnel

Q: What do Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy and clever blondes all have in common
A: They're all make believe

Q: why are blondes boobs square?
A: they forget to take the tissues out of the box.

Q. What do you call a dead blond in a closet??
A. A 1984 hide-n-go seek champion!!

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a ironing borad?
A: The blondes legs open easier!!!!

Q: What is the most consistent punch in a fight between to blondes?
A: The Sucker Punch!