This guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a huge mug of beer and downs it all in about two min. He calls the bartender over and says, " I'll bet you $100 that if I out this mug across the room and then stood on the bar, I could pee in it without missing a drop."
The bartender thinks for a moment then replies, "For $100, you're on."
The man proceeds to set the mug on the other side of the room, he then stands on the bar and prepares to pee into the mug. Instead of peeing into the mug, the man pees everywhere hitting people, drinks, chairs, everything BUT the mug. He gets down off the bar, laughs, and gives a $100 bill to the smiling bartender.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asks.
"See that guy over there?" asks the man, "I bet him $1000 that I could piss all over your bar and have you smile about it.
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