This guy walk into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to the guy, "There's a charge of $10 to drink here" and points over to a jar full of money, hinting that you have to put your money in the jar. "There are three little tasks we have here to where you can win that money" says the bartender. "The first is to down a whole bottle of tequila without making a face, second is to go out back and pull some bad teeth in a vicious pit bull, and the third is to get off this 98 year old woman here who's never gotten off before".

"I think I'll pass on that" says the man. So he puts in his $10 and starts his night of drinking.

After a few beers and shots, he looks over at the bartender and says "Bring me that tequila!" So the bartender brings him the bottle of tequila and the man starts downing it. He finishes it off without making a face. Drunk off his ass, he gets up and mumbles "Where's that damn dog?", then starts to walk out back to go on to the second task for the money. The door closes behind him and everyone in the bar hears screaming, barking, and clothes rip. After about 15 minutes, the man walks back in all torn and bloody and yells out "Now where's that woman with the bad teeth?!"