There was a blonde who was in Louisiana. She decided that while she was there, she would get some authentic alligator skin boots to take home with her as a souvenier.
She shopped all over but the prices were all too high. She was in a store and she made up her mind that she had had enough.
"I'll just shoot an alligator and get the skin. Then I can make the boots myself. I'm not paying this much for a pair of boots!" And with that she stomped out of the store.
The manager of the store she had made such a scene in earlier drove by a bayou later that day. He was very surprised to see the blonde waist-deep in water, gun aimed, with an alligator coming right at her. She shot the alligator right between the eyes and pulled it up on shore, next to a row of about 10 alligators. "Darn it!" she said., This one's not wearing shoes either!"
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