There was once an American man, Chinese man, and Mexican man on a plane. The Chinese man threw a bowl of rice out the window. They asked why he did that. He replied, "To represent my country." After awhile, the Mexican man threw some beans out the window. They asked why he did that. He replied, "To represent my country." After a few seconds, tha American man threw a bomb out the window. They asked why the HELL he did that. He replied, "To represent my country, DUH!"

When they got off the plane at the airport, the American man spotted an old man covered in dust laughing his ass off. The American man went up to the old man and asked, "What happened? What did i miss?" The old man looks at the American man and says, "I FARTED AND MY HOUSE BLEW UP!!"