There was this guy who walked into a bar, and with him he had a miniature piano and a little, 12-inch pianist. The guy walks over to the bar and the bartender, amazed, asks the guy where he found such things.
"Well," said the guy, "I was walking along the beach and i found this bottle. So i rubbed it and a genie came out and said he's grant me one wish..."
The bartender cut the guy short of finishing his story and aske to see the bottle. The guy obliged and pulled the bottle out of his coat pocket. Well the bartender snatched the bottle from the guy and rubbed it.
Out of the bottle came a genie, just like the guy said, and said, "i'll grant you one wish."
The bartender was delighted and said, "i wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the bar was flooded with a million DUCKS! The bartender was furious and shouted, "hey, i didn't ask for a million ducks!"
The guy just stood there and shook his head and said, "well, i didn't ask for a 12-inch PIANIST either."
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